Mini Squishable Baby Seraph

It is I - the Mini Baby Seraph! If you're brave enough, you can look me in my big ol' eyes and I will show you the secrets of the universe! I can tell you why you get that feeling you've left the stove on when we both know you've never used it a day in your life! I can answer why 7 ate 9! I can answer the phone for you when you're too scared to pick up! Ok maybe not that last one, but I had you there for a second, didn't I?